I am going to stand here and attempt not to vomit.
top five favorite robert downey jr. roles - as suggested by @rambo-pocket:
HARRY: And that’s how she got to the same party as me. Oh shit. I skipped something. Damn it. This whole robot bit. I made a big deal, then I like totally forgot. Fuck, this is bad narrating. Like my dad telling a joke. “Oh, wait back up. I forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse.” Fuck. Anyway, I don’t know if you want to see it now, but here’s the fucking robot stuff for your viewing pleasure. Can I say “fuck” more?
001. Harry Lockhart - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
You don’t get it, do you? This isn’t “good cop, bad cop.” This is fag and New Yorker.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang